The World’s First – Dual Dud Post
June 24, 2006
Today is a major event. The two minds that are the backbone of DudWatch are for the first time doing a joint post. Until now, it’s been one or the other. “Where were you when JFK was assassinated?”, ”Where were you when Princess Di parked her head in the dashboard?”, “Where were you on September 11?”, “Where were you when Australia got through to the next round of the world cup by DRAWING against Croatia in what is essentially a bullshit sport?”.
We can now add to that list of questions: “Where were you when the two Dudwatchers did their first joint post?”.
Over to me….
Honestly, I’d like to thank the Academy and all of the support we recieve from Barabara Bush, Celmentine, and all of those Irish people leanring to spell out there. DudWatch has been neglected as of late, and it is time to renew our vows, strengthen the watch, and pull together as a team to bring happiness and joy to all Dud watchers!
More pictures….more movies…more sound bites, and more pictures of topless women (well…maybe…depends on the day). We are back on track to provide more coverage and feedback from the Dud and the actions of its patrons to YOU the paying/visiting audience! please stay tuned for more exciting info as we grow the Dud site and add plenty of non-commercial entertainment!!!
Over to me…
So…
A bit of a set back this week – you can probably get more details at www.PaddingtonBowlingClubWatch.WordPress.Com (if the site is still up). Don’t know what the story is, but the bastards have stopped serving St Arnou’s. The PBC is a neighbour of the Dud, and has in the past been an alternative venue. Note the word alternatvie – you can’t substitute for the Dud. But the one winning feature of the PBC was the St Arnou’s. And you got rid of it and replaced it with some German pish. Well done, you get the first ever “The DudWatch award for outstanding cock-up in quality beer selection” award.
Arseholes.
Over to me…
Well, I think we’ve covered the important stuff, but I would like to add that the Dud is open to all ages, friends, and races. Noah (a recent Dud visitor and convert), expressed his new found loyalty and love of the Dud with the words “I do believe it is cool as shit” as he inhaled his first OLD at the hands of the Dud. We dragged him out hours later to take him home. (He did not get sick on this occasion). Finally, based on all available accounts, the Dud is officially The pub to attend for local sports, time afte work, beer, or general viewing of the public falling down and acting in a drunken state. WE LOVE THE DUD!
Over to me….
Not wanting to dredge over old coals, but you may remember a recent DudWatch post (Pubs the Dud is better than #[X]), where The Lord Nelson in the Rocks was put up to the challenge. This was when the aforementioned “Captain of the ark” decided to, well, “blow chunks”. It wasn’t pretty. We went to the Nellie to get his read on how it stacked up against the Dud, then to Mr Chows (quality Chinese food at a reasonable price, mention Dudwatch for a 10% discount). It may have been the prawns that got him, it may have been the Old Admirals (which weigh in at around 6.7%, pretty hefty for a beer, especially for someone used to drinking Seppo beer at 0.Pansy%). I don’t know, I’m not a doctor. One thing we can agree on is that WE LOVE THE DUD! I think that’s me done, so
Over to me…
Well…..ditto…..
Over and out! Woohoo! Go the DUD!!! (and chicks with big tits!!!)
