Comments on: The Dud Poetry Challenge http://dudwatch.wordpress.com Keeping tabs on the Dud Fri, 22 Sep 2006 00:53:01 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: A Loving Wife http://dudwatch.wordpress.com/the-dud-poetry-challenge/#comment-44 A Loving Wife Tue, 16 May 2006 00:02:38 +0000 https://dudwatch.wordpress.com/the-dud-poetry-challenge/#comment-44 I'd like to dedicate this to my husband Late at night I cannot sleep And your snores are all I can hear Because you went to the Dud And you and [Edit - DudWatch Rule #1: Name no names!] had too much beer. I toss and turn and sigh, I try to kick you but it doesn't work I end up sleeping in the other room Because you are a passed out jerk. I'd like to dedicate this to my husband

Late at night I cannot sleep
And your snores are all I can hear
Because you went to the Dud
And you and [Edit - DudWatch Rule #1: Name no names!] had too much beer.

I toss and turn and sigh,
I try to kick you but it doesn't work
I end up sleeping in the other room
Because you are a passed out jerk.

]]> By: Farmer John http://dudwatch.wordpress.com/the-dud-poetry-challenge/#comment-42 Farmer John Mon, 08 May 2006 04:25:28 +0000 https://dudwatch.wordpress.com/the-dud-poetry-challenge/#comment-42 The land of the Dud, where we all are duds, and life is a dud, why not eat a spud! So stay out of the mud, worship the Dud, and stay clean in the suds! The land of the Dud,
where we all are duds,
and life is a dud,
why not eat a spud!

So stay out of the mud,
worship the Dud,
and stay clean in the suds!

]]> By: JJ Reddick- Poet and NCAA Basketball Player http://dudwatch.wordpress.com/the-dud-poetry-challenge/#comment-40 JJ Reddick- Poet and NCAA Basketball Player Mon, 24 Apr 2006 02:03:37 +0000 https://dudwatch.wordpress.com/the-dud-poetry-challenge/#comment-40 When I shoot a free throw I'm focussed, but thinking of you though. Running up and down the court Reminds me that you're just my sort And makes me want to drink a port. When I shoot a free throw
I’m focussed, but thinking of you though.

Running up and down the court
Reminds me that you’re just my sort
And makes me want to drink a port.

]]> By: First Poemer http://dudwatch.wordpress.com/the-dud-poetry-challenge/#comment-38 First Poemer Sat, 22 Apr 2006 01:38:58 +0000 https://dudwatch.wordpress.com/the-dud-poetry-challenge/#comment-38 I hope we never ever fight Coz I love you more than a pig loves shite I hope we never ever fight
Coz I love you more than a pig loves shite

]]> By: First Poemer http://dudwatch.wordpress.com/the-dud-poetry-challenge/#comment-36 First Poemer Sun, 16 Apr 2006 07:25:40 +0000 https://dudwatch.wordpress.com/the-dud-poetry-challenge/#comment-36 When you proposed to me you got down on your knees I was so excited that I couldn't finish my cheese Meeting you means that I've been quite lucky I love you even more than my yellow rubber ducky And for people who don't know you, it's a bit sucky When you proposed to me you got down on your knees
I was so excited that I couldn’t finish my cheese

Meeting you means that I’ve been quite lucky
I love you even more than my yellow rubber ducky
And for people who don’t know you, it’s a bit sucky

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